Friday, April 24, 2009

How to be a Wedding Crasher

So you want to crash weddings to pick up women? Here are my tips and rules.

1. Make sure you know something about the people getting married before the wedding.

2. Do not act spaced out at the wedding.

3. Have a solid story if asked how you know the person getting married.

4. Do not try to pick up every woman you see.

5. Try to focus on one target.

6. Be friendly.

7. Be relaxed.

8. Do not dance crazy at the reception.

9. Do not mess up or you will get in trouble.

10. Have fun.

1 comment:

Being and Quirkiness said...

I love this, being an ex party crasher myself. ;)